Funnies

Wade today, upon seeing him grab his bottom and whine uncomfortably after going to the bathroom I asked him what's wrong. He says "my undow-weaow is in my butt cwack!"

Which in itself is funny. Then I inspected and his little tighty whites were on backwards looking extremely uncomfortable in the buttocks region. 

He also frequently asks: 

Mom are we on the freewee?

(freeway)

Water fountain:

there's the watoe mountain! Or

I need a dwink at da watoe mountain!